Posts Tagged ‘Paranoia’

In Vino Vertias

Sunday, January 11th, 2009

In vino veritas is a well-known Latin phrase. It means “in wine [there is the] truth”.

I’ve had a lot to drink tonight – perhaps (though I hope the spell checker will help with this) you will be able to tell this from my typing.  It’s an odd conundrum – although it is thought that alcohol is supposed to bring out the truth, I find myself quite an acomplished liar after drinking.

The trick to a good lie is two parts truth to one part lie.  The secret to drunken lies is to let slip the first “truth” while you’re still sober enough to remember what you’ve said… once that’s done, you only need to remember to tell the lie – the other truth will come out by itself.

So remember, all of you – Just because a person is drunk, doesn’t mean all he says is the truth!

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Virtual Private Network Woes

Sunday, January 4th, 2009

I manage the Support & Development department for the UK division of a fairly large multi-national corporation that provides Supply Chain solutions.  That’s not where I started though – I was originally hired as a code monkey, nothing more, and spent my first few years working for one particular customer developing customisations to our product to match their legacy requirements.

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Midnight

Friday, January 2nd, 2009

For some reason, I always seem to look over at my clock when it’s exactly midnight.  Then, of course, I have to check at least 2 other time-pieces, to be sure that the clock I just looked at hasn’t stopped (or in the case of a Windows Sidebar widget, crashed).
This has happened 3 days in a row now – coincidence, or primeval link to the changing of the day?

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